endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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pokebae:

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

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beg 

you

to 

open

your

eyes 

isn’t it obvious who’s the monster ?

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fwentyonepilots:

You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me

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"Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh"
Art thieves in a bank robbery  (via fourdaisies)

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relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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foxnewsofficial:

iamscienceside:

foxnewsofficial:

first things first time isn’t real clocks are real

By that logic, if we destroyed all clocks then time would cease to exist. Because it’s impossible for humans to track time with their natural internal clock, the rising and setting of the sun, or just plain common sense. Fact!

I-G-G-Y

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